After witnessing the death of his mother and being left for dead at the hands of Count Mecha, ten-year
old Tetsuro Hoshino is awakened by a mysterious woman, Maetal. In exchange for only his company,
Maetal offers him the ride of his life on the Galaxy Express 999. It is said that those who travel
aboard the legendary train to the end of the line can receive a free mechanical body and with it,
immortality.
Impoverished and alone, Tetsuro leaps at the opportunity and joins Maetal on a quest that will span
the cosmos. As the Galaxy Express 999 makes its way across our solar system and beyond, Tetsuro is
drawn deeper into a dangerous universe where peril lurks at every stop.
(Source: Discotek)
Ah, yes. Do you have your pass? I sure hope you have your pass. I sure hope you have your pass on your person and also your name is written on it. We’re like twenty planets removed from Earth and the current planet we’re on is ruled by tyrannical cyborgs who hunt humans for sport and then display their hollowed husks as trophies. And _yes,_ I’m aware that happens on Earth as well. There’s a lot of planets like that in this galaxy. I really hope you haven’t misplaced your pass. ~~~webm(https://share.wildbook.me/WwhrVaSnxOqmjuuu.webm)~~~ ___ #Galaxy Express 999: An Introduction# img440(https://i.imgur.com/1Woarim.png) A 1978 anime adaptation of the [manga](https://anilist.co/manga/39705/Ginga-Tetsudou-999/) by [Leiji Matsumoto](https://anilist.co/staff/97597/Leiji-Matsumoto), Galaxy Express 999 very quickly became one of my absolute favorite anime series I’ve ever watched. But it took me quite a while to actually muster up the nerve to finally dive in. After all, 113 episodes is quite a lot. Plus, for some reason, I was concerned about if this was the right series to start with in the "Leijiverse." The first thing I want to tell you is if you are also worried about such a thing… don’t be. I know it looks a bit daunting, but just jump in with Galaxy Express 999. Characters from other series by Leiji Matsumoto do occasionally show up from time to time, but I would consider their appearances in Galaxy Express 999 to be more like fanservice. Like sure these characters do exist in the Galaxy Express 999 universe but I wouldn’t assume they’re the same versions from their original series. Or the various continuities to match up??? Especially [Captain Harlock](https://anilist.co/anime/1000/Space-Pirate-Captain-Harlock/)... img440(https://i.imgur.com/35VfQik.png) ~~Though to be fair, my knowledge of the full Leijiverse is still very far from complete.~~ Just step aboard and get settled. As it’s going to be a long ride. I personally would definitely recommend only watching one or a couple of episodes per day. Because as much as I love this series, there generally is a basic flowchart for a lot of the episodes. But I'll get to that later... ___ #Tetsuro Hoshino# ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/8nGbLpo.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/pi5nkDm.png)~~~ This series is centered around a young boy named Tetsuro and his journey from Earth to Andromeda which lies pretty much at the end of the galaxy. In the universe of Galaxy Express 999, Earth isn't exactly the kindest place to live if you're a natural human. Forced to live in dark slums underneath the bright lit cities belonging to the cyborgs, humans struggle to survive and are often even hunted for sport by the cyborgs. img440(https://i.imgur.com/S3h5Qw8.png) This is how Tetsuro's story begins. Five minutes into the series, and he is forced to watch as his mother dies in the snow after being shot down by Count Mecha. Upon being saved from freezing to death alone in the snow by a woman named Maetel and being offered a ride on the Galaxy Express 999 to Andromeda where he can get a mechanical body, Tetsuro first goes out and claims revenge on his mother’s murderer. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/nl7ld9d.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/LIOBtYL.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/9Omh34X.png)~~~ After having his body critically damaged, a shambling Count Mecha begs Tetsuro to not destroy his brain. After all, his body can always be repaired. His brain can’t be. Tetsuro ignores this plea and bashes Count Mecha’s brain. Fleeing from the cyborg authorities, Tetsuro and Maetel successfully board the Galaxy Express 999. And Tetsuro assures to Maetel and himself that once he obtains his mechanical body, he will return to Earth. I very, very quickly found myself liking Tetsuro. I would probably guess that a lot of people that like this series probably like Maetel more, but to me, Tetsuro is obviously the heart of this series. img440(https://i.imgur.com/AkNZf65.png) If you want to nitpick, you could argue that Tetsuro should have seen the folly of getting a mechanical body from the very start. After all, Earth isn’t exactly the nicest place to be. ~~Which is directly caused by the cyborgs.~~ But Tetsuro is stubborn, or rather, determined that once he would get his mechanical body, he would remain the same on the inside. He would not become like Count Mecha or the other cyborgs that rule Earth. But as they continue along the galaxy railways, Tetsuro undergoes tragic experiences one after another upon his adventures on the planets the Galaxy Express stops at. Quite often cyborgs are involved… and very rarely in a positive light. He comes across so many who are in possession of the eternal life he so covets… and yet… ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/bCPNYX3.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/PgpMyo4.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/UCirgc9.png)~~~ So many of them are unhappy. Yet Tetsuro still tries to hold firm onto his original goal, no matter how many moral of the story discussions he and Maetel have as the Galaxy Express departs from the episode’s planet. He begins to realize that while he may have left Earth behind, there wasn’t going to be finding a greener grass… ___ #A Galaxy of Sadness# ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/UIV1W2K.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/EsO3WqI.png)~~~ To be quite honest, looking back on it, I had absolutely no idea what I was signing up for when I boarded this train. Or rather, I didn’t know that two out of every three episodes, the series was going to swing an emotional sledgehammer straight at my face with absolutely no regard for my safety. They go for the kill almost every single time. This would actually be a complaint. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/09Ohl41.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/NUBM60b.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/lXcAhYD.png)~~~ _If it hadn’t worked on me so often._ I watched Captain Harlock after this and that turned out to at least have some hope in it. Or rather, the Captain Harlock character himself was fighting to create that hope. But in Galaxy Express 999… ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/AcSxY1Y.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/K6Wm4Rs.png)~~~ Death and tragedy is around every single corner. Even outside of the planets under the influence of the cyborgs, there are just so many dystopian planets ruled by dictators or oppressive governments and/or societies… or just planets that have already been ruined or are just wild wastelands. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/icL5wPb.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/5uTUrdW.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/e7wsiG4.png)~~~ I’ve not actually bothered to look back and tally the number of planets that end up just straight up getting fucking destroyed or ruined by the time Tetsuro and Maetel depart on the Galaxy Express, but I have no doubt that the number would probably be troublingly high. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/5oEYau7.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/Jo5GCDa.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/YlSekTV.png)~~~ This brings me to perhaps one of the most important things to keep in mind if you decide to embark upon this series. ___ #Suspension of Disbelief is Required# Even with as much as this series had me hook, line, and sinker, I still definitely found myself wondering why the fuck Tetsuro just doesn’t stay on the train. Hypothetically speaking, there’s really nothing preventing him from just sleeping in his seat the whole way to Andromeda. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/5p6GPDF.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/6lgOK08.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/5tyRUYW.png)~~~ And of course, there’s the immediate counterargument “well yeah he could just stay on the train, but then you don’t have a series.” But to be fair, Tetsuro and Maetel’s expeditions onto the planets they stop at along the way to Andromeda usually end in a limited number of ways: - As previously mentioned, the planet gets fucking destroyed with them barely escaping. - Tetsuro and/or Maetel’s train passes are stolen. - Tetsuro or Maetel are kidnapped. If Tetsuro is kidnapped, it’s probably a maternal figure that resembles his mother who seeks to “adopt” him. Or Tetsuro was nice to someone on an awful planet, and that person immediately tries to keep him. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/mShVf4k.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/gdb7X06.png)~~~ Very, very rarely does one of the planetary stops end without Tetsuro having to have at least one gunfight. You would think after the fifth or tenth time this happens, Tetsuro would realize that getting off of the train is a bad idea. Especially after the stop at the fossil planet ends up with Tetsuro gaining a pretty bad scar on his back… which he actually keeps for the rest of the series. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/qLzCCDy.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/pYp9yoU.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/ww5a4sV.png)~~~ It surprised the hell out of me because while it does make sense he’d be scarred from this event (he did get hit with a fucking sword after all), any other series I would have probably just expected it to have “healed” by the next episode. Additionally, putting aside the general danger of just getting off the train in the first place, there's the fact that the passes for the Galaxy Express 999 that Tetsuro and Maetel carry are incredibly coveted. Hence, over and over again, Tetsuro finds that someone has stolen his, Maetel's, or both of their passes. Eventually, after this happening a decent amount of times, there's one incident where a thief actually makes it to the Galaxy Express 999 with Tetsuro's pass... ...and the Conductor actually points out that Tetsuro's name is on the pass. I don’t think it’d even be an exaggeration to say that their passes probably get stolen at least ten times before this episode. So what was everybody else's plan? Hope that the Conductor was actually incompetent and just didn't check??? ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/5P8U8Sl.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/TzPPzYA.png)~~~ Yet, even while the “steal Tetsuro and Maetel’s passes” idea is often doomed to failure, there’s true danger there for Tetsuro. Because you know, even if the Conductor’s obviously gonna know in most cases the impostor holding Tetsuro’s pass really isn’t Tetsuro, what if they end up just dropping or losing his pass somewhere outside of the train? ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/4hRqRNy.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/3jFxUic.png)~~~ Then he’s completely stranded on whichever planet he happens to be on when he loses his pass. And most of the planets, if not dystopian hellholes, aren’t exactly “I want to stay here for the rest of my life and not because I lost my only pass for galactic travel” material. Which really just begs the question why Tetsuro doesn’t defend that pass with his dear goddamned life after the EIGHTIETH time it’s stolen. This boy gradually becomes essentially a skilled battle hardened gunslinger over the course of this series and he just cannot keep his hands on this pass. img440(https://i.imgur.com/j0Cj0CI.png) _Whoops, second to last planet and some kid who wants to get a cyborg body to make anime stole my Galaxy Express 999 pass!_ img440(https://i.imgur.com/UYh5Ai9.png) ___FOR FUCK SAKE TET--___ ___ #An Episodic Yet Unforgettable Journey# Anyways, those sorts of details really don’t matter. It really doesn’t matter how many times Maetel is kidnapped or they lose their passes. As I was watching this series, I wasn’t repeatedly thinking “oh wow, Tetsuro had his pass stolen yet again.” ~~Or at least, it wasn’t what I was primarily thinking about.~~ I was usually thinking, wow, this is a pretty fucking cool planet. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/s2HIIN8.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/TV2f33Z.png)~~~ The reason why this series never got old to me throughout all 113 episodes was that I was always interested in seeing where Tetsuro and Maetel ended up next. Which is of course the absolute best reaction you could hope for from a viewer when your entire series is about two characters just traveling the entire galaxy. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/odDDE3s.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/36Zoshe.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/zSUVZWW.png)~~~ And sure, they have a planned destination, and you know in one way or another the journey’s eventually going to come to an end, but not once did I ever think over the course of all 113 episodes that it should be a shorter series. Even though you could make the argument it definitely could have been. ~~I think personally I would have maybe rethought the value of eternal life after the mere tenth encounter with evil cyborgs reveling in or cursing their immortality.~~ But still, this series is nothing more than just one big journey. img440(https://i.imgur.com/Xqzvq2k.png) We watch as Tetsuro goes from some poor kid who was forced to watch his mother die in front of him at the hands of cyborgs to a battle hardened traveler of the stars. He seeks to get a mechanical body and thus eternal life because that is what his parents wished for him. And to be fair, eternal life is quite the dream when you're lowly humans struggling to survive as cyborgs cavort in neverending luxury in cities that literally tower over the pitiful slums you're trapped in. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/karlI2h.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/taFddHa.png)~~~ Even as he finds himself having to overcome obstacle after obstacle as the Galaxy Express 999 continues along its charted route, he’s still grappling with the grief of losing his mother and the fact at the end of this journey, he’s going to discard everything that makes him a breathing and living organic human. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like Galaxy Express 999 is completely dark and sad or that Tetsuro just mopes 100% of the time... ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/WxAHOOs.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/89JhQiR.png)~~~ But that’s still some heavy shit for a character to carry on their shoulders. Let alone a newly orphaned kid setting off on a journey to the ends of the galaxy with a strange woman he literally just met. The best thing about it is while Tetsuro overcomes over a hundred episodes’ worth of life threatening trials, it’s not as if Tetsuro is a flawless character. I mean not to continue to dwell on it, but he starts the series by completely buckling in to his desire for revenge. Maetel offers Tetsuro a way off of Earth and an actual opportunity to obtain eternal life. But Tetsuro being the incredibly stubborn kid we’re to follow for over a hundred episodes refuses to leave without claiming revenge. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/37fa5xV.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/uutasYc.png)~~~ And while Count Mecha completely deserves what’s coming to him, this action costs Tetsuro the ability to freely return to Earth. Count Mecha begging Tetsuro not to damage his brain underlines it. I mean there’s a reason why Maetel tried to stop Tetsuro. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/mYa1KHj.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/sN8KrCU.png)~~~ *“Maybe you shouldn’t stoop to their level and resort to murder.”* But I mean just imagine being in Tetsuro’s shoes. His mother is gone. There’s no returning her. And the cyborg bastard responsible for it is begging him to not destroy his brain as he doesn’t want to die. img440(https://i.imgur.com/F042wKr.png) ...I know I’m beating a dead horse with going on about how much I like Tetsuro as a character, but I just truly cannot recall the last series I was so utterly invested in a character from the very start. ___ #The Galaxy Express 999 Continues On…# To be honest, I'm kind of at a loss of how to actually end this review. If you can even really call this a review. This whole thing is just a rambling mess of how much I love this show. img440(https://i.imgur.com/tjEotVs.png) I even bring up its genuine flaws (its repetitive nature with many episodes being Tetsuro simply just trying to get his pass back) but I basically dismiss them in the very same breath. And... I don't even care. I just love this series that much. Hell, I'd bet money I'd be here saying the same exact thing even if Tetsuro's journey had stretched onto 200 episodes. It's not even fair. This series is essentially everything I like just thrown together in one big pot. ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/m7j973p.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/kvZY8Ej.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/B5p01H6.png)~~~ I like episodic series. As a kid, I was super into trains and even as an adult the idea of a fucking magical ~~(it's not magical at all it's sci-fi)~~ train blasting through space is awesome to me. I like world building a lot and while obviously all the planets mostly contained to one episode, I just liked thinking about how living in this galaxy would be like with all of these fucked up planets. Speaking of, I'm especially a fan of darker series, and while Galaxy Express 999 doesn't go into an outrageous territory with it... ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/sJ1OqVV.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/juA4Z62.png)~~~ ...What was I saying? Oh right. Ahem. While Galaxy Express 999 doesn't go into an outrageous territory with the darker stuff... ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/qc29B3b.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/3NUVpRW.png)~~~ ~~~img440(https://i.imgur.com/KBZP0aw.png)~~~ ~~...You know what? Nevermind.~~ Anyways, I think a part of why I'm so overwhelmed by my positivity towards this show is that I truly did not think it would capture and retain my attention the whole way through. I just immediately assumed from the episode count that there would be periodic lulls. That every once in a while there would be… I don’t know, filler I guess? I just didn’t think this series wouldn’t run out of interesting/entertaining planets by the end. img440(https://i.imgur.com/4drCD7l.png) But yet every single episode, I wanted to see where the Galaxy Express 999 would go next. I wanted to see what sort of moral quandary or mortal peril Tetsuro would be facing. I don’t think any other episodic series I’ve done or watched pulled me in to the extent that Galaxy Express 999 did. Galaxy Express 999 for me, without a doubt, is a __10 out of 10.__ ~~~img500(https://i.imgur.com/YzOfrBx.png)~~~
(This review contains spoilers) Trying to find the right words to describe a masterpiece is quite difficult and somewhat challenging. What to say about Ginga Tetsudou 999? img1000(https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/798291340495945752/862484980802519071/photoGridMaker_20210707_205938440.jpg) Galaxy Express 999 is a manga series written and illustrated by Leiji Matsumoto. The manga that later served as the basis for several films and anime, won, in 1978, the Shogakukan Manga Award for best shōnen. Matsumoto was inspired to create the Galaxy Express 999 by the idea of a steam train traveling through the stars in Kenji Miyazawa's novel Night on the Galactic Railroad. •Characters The story tells about the young Tetsuro who is an orphan whose life goal is to get on board the Galaxy Express 999, an ultramodern space transport whose destination is the Andromeda Constellation. The reason for this is that the center of the Mechanical Empire is located there. At the time that this story takes place, technology has developed to the point that human beings can transfer their consciousness to mechanically practically indestructible bodies and then live forever. It so happens that these began to subjugate human beings and, therefore, consider them to be inferior. Many rich people even like to hunt humans for mere fun. img1000(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798291340495945752/848345219685548062/20210529_201333.jpg) Tetsurou and his Mother were trying to flee the earth in order to get a mechanical body and reach eternal life, but while the two were fleeing their mother is killed by Count Mecha. As a street kid, Tetsuro has no way to buy a pass. However, he heard that at the end of the Andromeda Galaxy, there is a planet where these robot bodies are donated free of charge. All Tetsuro needs to do is get a pass on the Galaxy Express 999, the cosmic railroad. And one day, Tetsuro meets the mysterious Maetel, who promises to give him the Pass for unlimited use of the Express on the condition that she be his traveling companion. Tetsuro happily agrees and embarks with Maetel on an adventure through the stars. When Tetsuro starts, he is a crying, immature and selfish child. However, the adventures he follows with Maetel, the people he meets and the visions he witnesses make Tetsuro slowly, but truly, become a strong young man. Tetsuro also approaches Maetel more and more, and although the nature of their relationship cannot be called romantic, they form a very strong bond of love. The enigmatic woman who gives the boy Tetsurou his ticket on the Galaxy Express 999. As beautiful as she is wise, Maetel provides constant support and guidance to Tetsuro during his travels. img1000(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798291340495945752/848387710933794816/20210529_195811.jpg) In Leiji Matsumoto's own words:"[Maetel] is the woman who travels with the dreams of a teenager. She has traveled with millions, tens of millions of boys, until now. In fact, there are as many Maetels as there are boys. That's how it can appear in any story. All the boys met Maetel in different ways of meeting. This also applies to Antares, Emeraldas or Harlock. They are all crossed and can be separate stories on their own. So, if you change your perspective, you can tell as many stories as you like. The characters of Shadow and Emeraldas, who were girls in their teens, met someone named Maetel, in their hearts, since childhood, or at the time when they were full of dreams. It is a train ride in your mind, or the train that travels with it. And each person has a different journey." GE999 is undoubtedly the best work I've consumed during all these years, the journey is very long and at the same time reflective and melancholy. The universe is something quite beautiful, but at the same time it is sad, of the various planets that are presented during the journey, all of them tell stories that make us very thoughtful and at the same time leave us with a broken heart. I think during all 113eps most were sad and bizarre episodes. Humans are treated like rubbish and there is a huge difference between those who are able to live and those who live in misery. The main highlight of the series are the characters, not only the main characters that have a wonderful development and if you were to compare the Tetsuro at the beginning of the series and with a totally more mature Tetsuro at the end of the journey, but also the secondary characters that all are very good and with an interesting depth. The drama in the series is something that manages to convey many incredible emotions, it is impossible for you not to be moved by the various stories that are presented during the journey. What acts would you commit in the pursuit of making your dreams come true? There are several episodes where desperate people try to steal Tetsuro and Maetel's passes. For some of these people, the Expresso 999 means the door to paradise or the only way to try to pursue your dreams and this is seen in most of the series. img1000(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798291340495945752/848382641786847252/photoGridMaker_20210525_183955495.jpg) For me this is the best episode of the entire series and one that left me the most emotional. People can be simple, there are the bad guys and those who prefer to work as hard as possible to achieve their goals. Despite being an anime from 1978, GE999 manages to be a very beautiful anime visually and not to mention that the art of Leiji Matsumoto is an extra spectacle. The main soundtrack is incredible and I like how it is used in most parts where something sad happens and not to mention Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata composition which was a magnificent implementation. As an admirer of classical music, I was even more amazed by the series for having listened to one of the most famous compositions of classical music. Plots: The plots that surround the series are very good, the plots are not shared overnight, the anime is releasing some things during the episodes. Tetsuro obtain the mechanical body and eternal life? The answer is no, after the countless times when he saw people who obtained mechanical bodies and saw that they were unhappy, what is the point of being immortal and not being able to be happy? img1000(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798291340495945752/848382289998381096/photoGridMaker_20210529_200243480.jpg) Did Tetsuro succeed in avenging his mother's death? Yes, that was one of the most pleasurable moments in the series. Revenge was one of the big goals that Tetsuro wanted to complete. img1000(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798291340495945752/848396969264152627/photoGridMaker_20210529_200220019.jpg) This end is so sad! • Enjoyment: A wonderful journey, it is very difficult and rare for a work to make me shed tears, but with GE999 it was something very different from what I had seen in other works .. The end is to shatter your heart even more. I feel depressed in this time!
This show is unenjoyable in pretty much every aspect. I suggest you watch this show if you are either a masochist, love to see the exact same character design 100+ times, love seeing no character development, or like terrible art styles that progressively get worse over 113 episodes. They really could not come up with more than 3 or 4 character designs, so everyone who is not a robot in the show looks exactly like either Maetel or Harlock, with the exception of old people and Tetsurou, who has probably the worst main character design of all time. Why the hell does his head become longer and longer as the show goes on, I really never understood that. Pretty much every character is incredibly shallow and has no true morals that make them interesting characters, and they all just want money, looks, power, etc. The only enjoyable parts of the show is that it is funny to make fun of (but even that gets old after about 10-15 episodes), and that the soundtrack is pretty good until any action starts happening (which randomly occurs about every 5 minutes). Most action is completely random with absolutely no meaning or development to the plot whatsoever, and it feels very out of place. The first half of almost every episode is just this random, meaningless, terrible action, then they try to transition to actual plot for the last 10 minutes of every episode. Then they use the narrator at the last minute of every episode to attempt to find meaning in these stupid episodes by spewing corny lessons or messages. There are pretty much plot holes every minute that are never explained and fully glossed over with more action, in an attempt to get people to look away from all of it. There are random scenes that feel like they should be counted as comedy but somehow the show still takes itself incredibly seriously, and we get to see random violence and deaths pretty much all the time for pretty much no reason other than the fact that they wanted more action. And MOST OF ALL, the ICING ON THE CAKE of this absolute DUMPSTER FIRE of an anime, Hoshino Tetsurou has the most unbearable voice acting in all of anime. My ears were blasted every two seconds by this stupid kid screaming "MATE!!!!", "MAETEL!!!!" or "YADA!!!". I genuinely despise this character and the voice acting from the bottom of my heart, there is nothing good about his character, he does the exact opposite of what he is told at all times, creates unnecessary conflict, and overall is the most annoying POS of all time. This is easily my least favorite anime of all time, I do not see almost any redeeming qualities in it, and I think anyone who enjoys this is coping for the days they wasted watching it or are truly masochistic. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SPARE YOURSELF FROM WATCHING THIS SHOW! DONT! DONT DO IT! IT IS THE WORST ANIME OF ALL TIME! DONT WATCH THIS SHOW SPEND YOUR TIME ELSEWHERE ANYTHING ELSE IS BETTER I SWEAR.
_As with any review, these opinions are just mine. It is perfectly fine if you love this show, and I have no reason to keep you from loving it._ --- I watched this show 2 episodes a day, every day for 56 days, and all I can do after finishing is let out a sigh of disappointment. To start this review out, I want to say that there is a heartfelt core to Galaxy Express 999. A journey about life, greed, loneliness, connection, and coming to terms with loss. If you are able to connect with the characters and suspend disbelief for a large number of plot holes, this is a journey worth experiencing. But like I said before, upon finishing this I was left unfulfilled and disappointed because I didn't feel like I was given the profound experience that this intergalactic train ride so fervently promised. In my firm belief, Galaxy Express 999 suffers from a bloated duration that could be significantly condensed without losing its essence. While a movie adaptation exists, I find that approach extreme. A reduction in episode count to around 30 would allow the show to explore its thematic concepts with equal measures of depth and variety. Regrettably, the truth of the matter is that the show lacks an abundance of meaningful depth or variation to begin with. Galaxy Express 999, being an "episodic allegorical" series, necessitates the exploration of an extensive array of ideas, accompanied by profound insights. This exploration should occur in a manner that preserves the freshness of its concepts. However, the show falls short, giving off the impression that it randomly selects the focus of each episode by the roll of a die, with a one-in-six chance determining its subject matter. While I genuinely appreciate certain ideas such as poverty, industrialization, transhumanism, and culture, I despise the strange romanticization of incels/abusers and the frustrating plot progression that dangles a proverbial carrot on a stick. Let's delve into the aspects that pique my interest first. The journey begins on a planet besieged by rampant industrialization and plagued by gaping class disparities. However, beyond its initial narrative utilization involving cyborg bodies, Galaxy Express 999 fails to imbue this idea with any substantial depth. Throughout our journey across various planets, the recurring theme of poverty and class disparity resurfaces time and time again, but it remains frustratingly superficial. Despite spanning a staggering 113 episodes, the show squanders ample opportunities to contribute something of genuine value to the theme. This situation extends to the other two ideas that pique my interest as well. Countless episodes conclude with the message of "perhaps the mechanical bodies should not be idealized," yet Tetsuro's mindset remains unaltered. The incessant repetition renders these moments futile and superfluous. While the show may aim for dramatic irony and to depict Tetsuro's naiveté, the sheer frequency with which it employs this device without meaningful development becomes laughable. On a brighter note, the aspect that Galaxy Express explores with the most creative variation is culture. With each leap from planet to planet, we are granted a glimpse into an astonishing array of distinct civilizations. Every planet boasts its own climate, population, and societal structure, which shape its inhabitants' behavior. This attention to worldbuilding contributes to a rich and captivating sense of diversity. Although the absence of a defined map or clear boundaries within this galaxy grants the authors the liberty to conjure up any imaginable planet, the sheer variety and exploration of these settings remain commendable. Now, let's delve into the recurring elements that left a sour taste in my mouth. There is an issue with the portrayal of women in this show that cannot be ignored. At the outset, things seemed promising: Maetel was portrayed with respect and possessed her own agency. While occasional instances of off-comments and leering characters were present, the overall treatment of women in the show was surprisingly decent. However, a disconcerting shift occurred roughly a third of the way through the series. Episodes centered around literal abusers and incels began to emerge, and to much dismay, they were not critiqued but rather portrayed as "misunderstood great men" whose desires women should unquestioningly cater to. It was a genuine gut-punch and swiftly unraveled the previously decent treatment of women in the show. While this trend eventually receded to some extent, it would occasionally resurface unexpectedly. Another significant problem I have with this show pertains to its treatment of the central "mystery" surrounding Maetel. In the very first episode, evidence showed that she was not entirely open about her true identity and harbored a hidden mission. As the story unfolded, this idea resurfaced repeatedly. Every few episodes, the question of "perhaps Maetel isn't who she claims to be" would arise, only to be left frustratingly unexplored. Each time it felt as if a revelation was imminent, we were left without any additional information, no wiser than when the episode began. This tiresome pattern continued until the final episodes when the reveal was finally given. However, the constant teasing and withholding of crucial details had rendered me apathetic by that point. The carrot had been dangled before our eyes for so long that it had rotted and transformed into a source of disappointment. In a world plagued by the voracity of greed, the relentless pursuit of individual goals at the expense of others evokes a sense of profound horror. This haunting force permeates our present reality, giving rise to deep-rooted societal problems. However, there exists a path forward, one that embodies the spirit of empathy and collective action. Let us embark on a transformative journey of understanding, forging meaningful connections with those who inhabit our shared space. Through the creation of a united community, we can manifest a potent force of solidarity, steering our collective endeavors toward a focused goal. In this collective, we defy the insidious grip of loneliness that seeks to afflict our daily lives. Together, we rise above the fragmented isolation that pervades our world, embracing the transformative power of community and cooperation. --- _In essence, Galaxy Express possesses a great idea and surface-level charm. However, beneath the surface, there isn't much to be found except for the repetition of a select few interesting ideas and occasional instances of misogyny or bigotry. The show's potential could have been harnessed more effectively through significant condensation, allowing for a more focused exploration of its thematic concepts. As an "episodic allegorical" series, it should have delved into a vast array of ideas with profound insights while maintaining the freshness of its concepts. Unfortunately, it falls into repetition, selecting episode themes as if determined by the roll of a die. While certain ideas such as poverty, industrialization, transhumanism, and culture hold promise, they remain largely underdeveloped. Conversely, the show dwells on the romanticization of abusers and incels, and its handling of the central mystery surrounding Maetel suffers from prolonged teasing, resulting in a lackluster and ultimately disappointing reveal. Galaxy Express 999 falls short of its potential, leaving me with a sense of missed opportunities and unfulfilled promises._